so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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