Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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