If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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