He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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