It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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