Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
In America we eat man semen.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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