NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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