A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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