Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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