Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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