You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I want to fling myself into the sun
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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