with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He did a backflip because drugs
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