Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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