May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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