did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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