She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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