if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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