Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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