like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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