Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i think im in europe. pls send help
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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