You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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