see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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