well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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