Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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