i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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