Will you blow on my dice?
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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