Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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