i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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