scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
