And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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