I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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