Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I will pee on everything he values.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
