So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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