doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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