I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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