they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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