and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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