If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Please, let me fuck your mom
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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