Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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