I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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