god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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