By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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