are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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