I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize