she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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