hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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