We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
