If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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