Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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