If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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