At least make sure they are 18
Why
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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