he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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