Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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