Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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