I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just high enough for therapy.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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