thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
