My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
