I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
